Dear Candy Box at work,
Please stop screaming at me to eat something out of you, I am trying to be healthy throughout the week!! That is very inconsiderate of you.
I am sorry you have to type all day long. I feel your pain, literally. How does one go about making sure they don't get carpal tunnel?! ouchie.
Dear Flour Girl,
Thanks a bunch of throwing flour on Kim Kardashian, finally some news about her that was slightly entertaining and interesting! hahaha :) Does this make me a bad person that I thought it was hilarious?
Just stop trying to sing the part of "MooooOOOOoooves like Jaggar" because you just can't do it. Sorry hubbz, haha :)
Try not to royally embarrass yourself at work. I know you spend all your time with your husband and your boss, but accidentally calling your boss "honey" and hoping he didn't hear you all to have him bring it up and make fun of you a couple days later is not what you want happening. SO EMBARRASSING! --- seriously, I was so red in the face after this.