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Posted on: 4.04.2012


I lay in my bed starring at the ceiling debating with myself if I should get up or sleep in five more minutes. Just when I had decided I should stay in bed, the door opened and the light was turned on.

I hadn't even noticed Trevor was already up, and there he was, giving me a wake up call.

I pushed my hands up above my head in protest. He jumped on the bed to give me a hug and a kiss. He moved his face towards mine and then ...froze.

"You have arm pit hair," he said in shock. His face disgruntled, but not in disgust, in total surprise.

"Um yeah, I forgot to shave them in the shower the other day, there is barley anything even there," I responded with a giggle under my breath.

Trevor stayed frozen and just starred at my arm pit.

"I have never seen your arm pit hair before," he admitted, more to himself then to me.

"Well I would think that is pretty good on my part, I mean, us being together three in a half years and you have never seen it," I stated proudly.
*I may not be good at shaving my legs, but the arm pits do not normally get neglected. I can't stand arm pit hair.

Trevor is still just starring in shock.

"You did know that I am human, and I grow arm pit hair... right?" I ask, just to make sure.

"Yeah... I just always thought it would be blonde!" he exclaimed.

Bursting into laughter I got out of bed.

"Sorry to surprise you like that my dear," I said while giving him a morning kiss.

Oh the things we keep on learning about our spouses. Every day something new :)
&yes, I totally just shared that story on my blog, haha. 

P.S. So this post was about arm pit hair, when the one post I did titled arm pit hair wasn't haha.


84 little notes:

  1. Glad to know you guys are keepin' in real.

    Just goes to show, there's always something more to learn about the brains of the opposite sex. Part of the reason why marriage is so great!

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  2. Hahah such a cute story! He had to see it sometime I suppose. ;)

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  3. thank you!:* beautiful pic!
    xo

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  4. Haha hilarious. I love still learning stuff about my hubby too... we haven't had the arm pit discussion yet :P

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  5. This was a great post! I'm the same way - the legs don't always get shaved, but the arm pits always do.

    I also have blonde hair on my head, but not blonde arm pit hair ;)

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  6. Hahaha oh husbands can be so funny...

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  7. This is hilarious! Totally almost made me spit my coffee out, in laughter LOL. The things our spouses say :b

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  8. For a second while I was reading that, I almost thought that your armpit hair was ACTUALLY going to be blonde. Haha, I'm almost just as confused!

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  9. This is hilarious! As a redhead, I totally sympathize. Thanks for sharing.

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  10. LOL...I know it's hard for them to believe we are 'real' people...cute post!! Thank you so much for the stopping by my blog and leaving the sweet comment! :)

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  11. Love the pic! Love the specs! Love your blog! I just bought 5 pairs of specs off of zennioptical.com. I can't wait till they come in. You should definetly check that site out. They have some awesome glasses for really cheap.

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  12. That is hilarious! Boys will be boys!
    Much love, Bailey from Vanilla Blonde

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  13. That is such a hilarious story! Oh the things husbands say :)

    Annie
    The Other Side of Gray

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  14. Being a natural blonde also, this was toooo funny. I actually do have blonde armpit hair, though! LOL. Lucky me I guess.

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  15. That is hilarious... gotta love our men! Haha.
    ♥Ky
    www.thebirdssay.blogspot.com

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  16. @Aimee.... well mine is like a VERY LIGHT BROWN, some would call it blonde, but Trevor thought it was going to be like platinum or something! Esp. Since I have white eyelashes and white eyebrows!

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  17. oh no. boys are so funny sometimes. i love stories like this. i also love your glasses.
    <3

    www.some-eloquentgraffiti.blogspot.com

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  18. haha love this! our husbands crack me up on a regular basis!

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  19. my manfriend HATES armpit hair.
    he's fine with everything else female.. but armpit hair sends him in a tizzy.

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  20. This really made me day! Thank you :)

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  21. LOL! Too funny! I had laser treatment done so no armpit hair for me!!! xoxo A-

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  22. Ohhhh, men. Haha. Well, the blonde hair on your head looks very lovely in that picture, anyway :P

    Andrea
    Left brain, right brain, pug brain.

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  23. Great post. Still staring at it and wondering: What is the colour of my arm pit hair ?? I simply do not know it any more because I´ve been shaving it for decades without thinking about its colour....

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  24. hahaha wouldn't it be nice if it worked out that way? That's pretty good that he is just now seeing it! My guy is not so lucky :)

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  25. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my goodness! That's hilarious! Our men are so funny huh?! So glad you posted on your blog :)

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  26. Thank you for posting this. It gave me a good laugh!!

    xo
    Rachel
    http://picklesandchapstick.blogspot.com/

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  27. OMGosh, what a funny story! It's funny how men sometimes view women. Yes, women fart too!
    Thanks for sharing this moment with us. :)

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  28. Ha! Now I'm wondering what color it was!

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  29. @Dancing Branflake ...well mine is like a VERY LIGHT BROWN, some would call it blonde, but Trevor thought it was going to be like platinum or something! Esp. Since I have white eyelashes and white eyebrows!

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  30. This is hilarious! Sometimes the things my hubby thinks and says, just like this, kill me.

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  31. hahahaha
    this reminds me of me and my mister!!!
    i love your blog!
    thank you for checking out and following mine!
    new follower for sure :)

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  32. Oh, that really made me giggle!
    xox

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  33. That's so funny! Our husbands are so weird sometimes!

    pocketsofroses

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  34. hilarious! my husband thought the same thing!

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  35. haha, oh the little things we learn over the years!

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  36. Haha I love this!! After being with my boyfriend for 4 years, he's still surprised when he catches me tweezing my brows or cutting my nails — it's like they think it happens by magic, I swear.

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  37. Thank you for your sweet comment! Love this post! It's too funny!

    xx
    Giovanna
    www.oliveandanarrow.com

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  38. thats so funny, and yes- props to you for him going that long without noticing!

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  39. Nice & funny post!! I liked it!

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  40. Baha! That is HILARIOUS! :] I love that there are always new things to learn about our spouses even though we are with them so often!

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  41. haha don't worry, my armpit hair isn't blonde either! :)

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  42. That is soo funny!!
    I have been married 5 years and we are still learning little things like that too!!

    I love your blog! You're adorable!!

    Kirsten
    {travandkirk.blogspot.com}

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  43. i.am.dying. i don't think i'm supposed to laugh this much at work. ohmygosh. so good.

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  44. That is so funny. I totally shave my arm pits every day too, but especially in the winter I could go a month without shaving my legs. Is that gross?

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  45. Lovely blog, Alycia! =)

    Thanks SO much for dropping by mine. I hope you stop in again sometime. =D

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  46. bahahaha, that's great!!! way to keep it real :) by the way, if you have a crowley partay and it's in UT i would be there!
    cheers,
    Meg

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  47. Oh wow... Haha! TJ has always wondered if redheads have red armpit hair...

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  48. I love this Alycia! So very funny. Reading little stories about your life is always interesting, but this takes the cake! (:

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  49. hahahaha! That is too funny!!

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  50. wait...your armpit hairs aren't blonde? hahahaha

    such a funny story.

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  51. Hahaha! Hilarious! I hope he was able to recover...do they have counseling for such things? :-)

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  52. hahahahahahaha! I can't express how much I love this post. That is so hilarious, I am still laughing! Boys are so funny:)

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  53. this is amazing.
    I'm your newest follower. :)
    xox Whitney

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  54. I am sincerely impressed that you have made it that long with vigilant shaving.

    Very very funny

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  55. So the carpet doesn't match the drapes, huh? Wait... that's what that means, right?? ;)

    Loved this story. Is Trevor dying right now?

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  56. That just totally made me laugh out loud!!

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  57. thanks for the laughs.
    h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s

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  58. You clearly know how to keep the mystery alive in your marriage! Cute story.

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  59. Haha - this cracked me up, fun post! :-)

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  60. This story still makes me laugh :) Dad was laughing so hard when he read it he had tears streaming down his face :)

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  61. That is hilarious and totally sounds like something my husband would do!! :)

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  62. haha! hilarious! I forgot to shave the other day & when I was moving around the house my husband told me to keep my arms down because "I was ruining the illusion"

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  63. haha that's too funny of a story!

    xo erica

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  64. At first I was really excited that I noticed you started following my blog, and then I was intimidated, and then I read this and I know that we should be friends.

    :)

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  65. lol! That's awesome :) I had the opposite experience with my husband - He's Danish so he does have blonde armpit hair... which surprised me because I used to think all armpit hair was black regardless of your hair color! ha. not so much :P

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  66. Impressive. I'm sure my husband knew about my armpit hair loooong before 3.5 years.

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  67. this is so funny. what's next?! going to the bathroom in front of each other - that's what.

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  68. Aww this is so adorable! We are women remember, we are not meant to have hair in places, burp or fart! You look gorgeous in your photo by the way. XxxX http://thesecondhandrose.blogspot.co.uk/

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  69. That was the best post I have ever read. On anything. Do me a solid and let me know when your book comes out m'kay?

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