is it just me, or is he wearing some form of lipstick?
So I have a love hate relationship with the show The Bachelor. The show is so stinkin' long and you get so invested in it because of the length of it and then the couple just breaks up anyways so you just end up asking yourself why the heck you are watching the dumb show in the first place. Yet there is something about all the disastrous and magical dates that suck you in.
Because of this I tend to skip every other season every now and then. I guess my brain just needs a break and reboot from all the dramatic chaos of the show, haha. With that said, in the past I have loved watching people's recaps to the episodes, because lets be honest, it can get hilarious - so I thought since I was a huge fan of Sean last season that I would love to try doing some "first thoughts" to the episodes.
I know I am a week behind for the first episode, so I figured I would do this one and squeeze in episode two later this week. Hopefully it doesn't get too long... I tend to have a lot of thoughts and opinions :) haha
Previews seem to show us we know who the next "Vienna" in the house will be!
Shirt off within the first 5 minutes!
Muscles, Muscles, Muscles.
Um, REWIND, did you notice something in the shorts at the rock scene? *choke*
Why is Arie here?
Kissing pointers... this is getting interesting?
"Kissing with the whole body" - Us Mormons know how to do that :X
Chris Harrison isn't wearing a wedding ring... :( Do you think he will ever be a Bachelor?! haha Wouldn't that be interesting?!
Does Des want a wedding or a marriage?
White arm pits! Got to love a classic fake tan.
And we have yet another Salt Lake City representative for the Bachelor.
I dated a guy with one hand - she makes that stub look hot!
"All my friends are married and boring." - Hey, I resent that!
"Spank me." - Um, no. She did not just say that.
Christy, Sean who? Look at the dude stretching you! haha
Ashlee could get really depressed if this doesn't work out, her and her dress look amazing!
How did Selma have that perfectly placed tissue ready? hmm. Staged.
That's a smile Leslie!
I would never sing on National television.
Taym, you have never watched the bachelor, but you are on the show? Pretty sure I don't believe you haha.
SHE JUST FELL. At least we didn't see any panties!
Paige, bachelor pad three... hmm, so how many people did you hook up with?
Tierra... that's the fastest anyone has got a rose in Bachelor history! Talk about a first impressions, girls will be jellllyyyy.
"Animal attack on the eyeballs?!" hahaha
Brooke looks WAY and seems WAY older then 25!
Whats on top of Ashley's head?
Lindsey... wedding dress, kiss = DESPERATE!
Now remember when I said I tend to skip seasons of the Bachelor? Only watched part of Ben's season so I don't really have much of an idea who Kacie B. is? Wish I did so I could already have an opinion.
Okay, the scream? Random.
Sean is just handing out roses left and right!
"Put our lady faces on and be nice."
"Hopoofuyy I finnnd it." - Ashley
"Honestly, I wish I was little more sober right now." "Gimme a kiss, I swear I'm not contagious"
- well folks, we have ourselves a winner!
How many drunk girls can we count from here?! My word.
There is that tie again. Rape whistle, 50 shades of drunk... Sean, I think I like you!
Sarah is freakin' amazing! :)
Now I just feel bad for Kelly...
"Mom, don't be mad." HAHAHA Best way to end the episode.
Overall looks like it should be a good season, looking forward to it! I honestly think Sean is being pretty genuine and sincere, I hope it works out for him.
Let me know what YOUR THOUGHTS were!!!
There are a lot of train wrecks on this season (as always) which I guess is why we love to watch. I really like Sean. He is a good looking, nice guy and I really hope he finds a great girls.
ReplyDeleteI think they chose a lot more trainwrecks than normal this season. The Ashley girl with the 50 Shades of Grey/tie was totally just weird and funny at the same time. I knew Sean was not going to pick her!!
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder how some of them get on the show? I mean, do they pick them on purpose for the comic relief? But then they are suppose to be picking great girls for him because the end goal is a marriage right? Confusing! haha
DeleteI have the same relationship with the show as you do. As a matter of fact after every season I vow I'm NEVER going to watch the show again and next thing you know it's back on and I'm a watching! uggg!!! the drama and I seem to be hooked!
ReplyDeleteI think I need therapy!
Right?! What happens is I watch a show, say I am never going to watch another season, but then they pick the one person I liked from the previous season to be the next bach so I HAVE to watch it... BAH! haha
Delete"us Mormons know how to do that" pahahaha my brain just went "Oh no she didn't just say that!" but its soo true :)
ReplyDeleteHaha was wondering if someone would catch that ;)
DeleteI love reading peoples bachelor recaps. So glad you are doing one! I really like Sean. I think he seems like a genuinely nice and sweet guy compared to some other bachelors(Jake and Jason were both total douches) and I really hope that he doesn't let me down. I am not sure what to do think of most of the girls right now. A lot of them annoy me. Will be interested to see your ep 2 recap!
ReplyDeleteI already knew you were a hilarious person, but watching this show with you would bring it to a whole new level. This was soo funny!
ReplyDeletehahaha! love this post. "the couple just breaks up anyways so you just end up asking yourself why the heck you are watching the dumb show in the first place." couldn't agree more with you! ;D
ReplyDeleteWhen people question my love for The Bachelor, I simply respond that I watch it for all the same reasons most people watch Wipeout. This tends to end the conversation.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Mormon in Manhattan does HILARIOUS recaps that I always look forward to reading the next day :)
LOVE your response, I hate wipe out, but I totally see the connection your talking about haha
DeleteThis made me laugh. I don't know what is it about the Bachelor either and I often ask myself why I watch it. All I know is that 50 Shades of Grey girl was crazy!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't like Arie in Emily's season and I especially DID NOT like him there giving lip stick wearing Sean kissing pointers. that was weird.
ReplyDeleteand I would marry his abs.
He is amazingly attractive and this should be a very interesting season!
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Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes
"Honestly I wish I were a little more sober right now" is the BEST line to sum up all of Bachelordom. HA HA. I died. Also, why does it look like drunk bride gets kinda far..?!?! Like, hello? "I just wanna show you my goofy side!" No, more like your crazy side. I really like Kacie B, but she gets jealous really easily and kinda whines a lot. BUT she looked smokin' hot getting out of that limo! Also, the creep-o 50 Shades girl lives where I live in Michigan. I am SOOO going to her for a haircut.
ReplyDeletehaha 50 shades of drunk should be so embaressed and she knows it, "Don't be mad mom!" haha oh my gosh, too good. &maybe the bride girl will redeem herself and she drank too much because she was super nervous? we shall see!
DeleteHaha I don't watch the bachelor anymore. One season just stressed me out way too much and I can't watch it anymore. Scarred for life I guess. So I think I will really enjoy reading your recaps !!
ReplyDeleteThe rape whistle part was my favorite- you are hilarious. The best part of that show are the blogger posts afterwards;)
ReplyDeleteI was taken aback because it was such a zinger from Sean and it is a side we didn't see much of on his season with Emily! haha I was like... I like this guy! haha
DeleteGirl I am soo with you! I really wonder why the heck I watch this show.. But then, truthfully I secretly love it. Haha kind of pathetic. Your commentary was hilarious though! "Honestly I wish I was a little more sober right now." HAHA dying!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. Love your recap. I am a die-hard fan, I haven't exactly figured out why though. Sheer entertainment maybe?
ReplyDeleteYour recap is hilarious! My Blog
ReplyDeleteI love that you are doing this! I also have the love/hate relationship... but can never stop watching the train wreck that it is! Excited to read your opinion on things :)
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts are that there was too much self tanner going on in that house! Lol, some girls need to tone it down a little. I'm super excited to watch Episode 2 (I need to get caught up) to see what happens & who goes home!
ReplyDeleteHaha yes, self tanner and bad extensions!! Haha
DeleteI guess I missed parts of the first hour, cuz I don't remember half of that lol. But I think you are much more observant than me!. I feel the exact same way about these Bachelor(ette) shows...I just like /hate them! I like Sean, he says some pretty funny things you don't normally hear from the bachelor. Chris wasn't wearing his ring? Sad, I will have to tell Eric, every time we see Chris on Tv he says "I love him! He's a stud " hahaha
ReplyDeleteI COULD NOT believe he picked Lindsey- we are convinced the producers made him pick her! And my roomies and I were so disappointed that that cute little Tennessee girl didn't get a rose! We loved her! We are SO excited for this season. It is definitely going to be a great one.
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