is it just me, or is he wearing some form of lipstick?
So I have a love hate relationship with the show The Bachelor. The show is so stinkin' long and you get so invested in it because of the length of it and then the couple just breaks up anyways so you just end up asking yourself why the heck you are watching the dumb show in the first place. Yet there is something about all the disastrous and magical dates that suck you in.
Because of this I tend to skip every other season every now and then. I guess my brain just needs a break and reboot from all the dramatic chaos of the show, haha. With that said, in the past I have loved watching people's recaps to the episodes, because lets be honest, it can get hilarious - so I thought since I was a huge fan of Sean last season that I would love to try doing some "first thoughts" to the episodes.
I know I am a week behind for the first episode, so I figured I would do this one and squeeze in episode two later this week. Hopefully it doesn't get too long... I tend to have a lot of thoughts and opinions :) haha
Previews seem to show us we know who the next "Vienna" in the house will be!
Shirt off within the first 5 minutes!
Muscles, Muscles, Muscles.
Um, REWIND, did you notice something in the shorts at the rock scene? *choke*
Why is Arie here?
Kissing pointers... this is getting interesting?
"Kissing with the whole body" - Us Mormons know how to do that :X
Chris Harrison isn't wearing a wedding ring... :( Do you think he will ever be a Bachelor?! haha Wouldn't that be interesting?!
Does Des want a wedding or a marriage?
White arm pits! Got to love a classic fake tan.
And we have yet another Salt Lake City representative for the Bachelor.
I dated a guy with one hand - she makes that stub look hot!
"All my friends are married and boring." - Hey, I resent that!
"Spank me." - Um, no. She did not just say that.
Christy, Sean who? Look at the dude stretching you! haha
Ashlee could get really depressed if this doesn't work out, her and her dress look amazing!
How did Selma have that perfectly placed tissue ready? hmm. Staged.
That's a smile Leslie!
I would never sing on National television.
Taym, you have never watched the bachelor, but you are on the show? Pretty sure I don't believe you haha.
SHE JUST FELL. At least we didn't see any panties!
Paige, bachelor pad three... hmm, so how many people did you hook up with?
Tierra... that's the fastest anyone has got a rose in Bachelor history! Talk about a first impressions, girls will be jellllyyyy.
"Animal attack on the eyeballs?!" hahaha
Brooke looks WAY and seems WAY older then 25!
Whats on top of Ashley's head?
Lindsey... wedding dress, kiss = DESPERATE!
Now remember when I said I tend to skip seasons of the Bachelor? Only watched part of Ben's season so I don't really have much of an idea who Kacie B. is? Wish I did so I could already have an opinion.
Okay, the scream? Random.
Sean is just handing out roses left and right!
"Put our lady faces on and be nice."
"Hopoofuyy I finnnd it." - Ashley
"Honestly, I wish I was little more sober right now." "Gimme a kiss, I swear I'm not contagious"
- well folks, we have ourselves a winner!
How many drunk girls can we count from here?! My word.
There is that tie again. Rape whistle, 50 shades of drunk... Sean, I think I like you!
Sarah is freakin' amazing! :)
Now I just feel bad for Kelly...
"Mom, don't be mad." HAHAHA Best way to end the episode.
Overall looks like it should be a good season, looking forward to it! I honestly think Sean is being pretty genuine and sincere, I hope it works out for him.
Let me know what YOUR THOUGHTS were!!!